May it please the Court,
Your Honor, opposing counsel, ladies and gentlemen gathered today, this is, again, a case of genocide for joy. I have proven to you that the defendant viciously slaughtered 178 sheep for no more apparent reason than joy, and in doing so, significantly harmed my client...
1. Did you buy each barrel of gunpowder from GnomeWhisperer for $2,000?
2. How quickly do you go through gunpowder?
3. How often were you, at the time, willing to buy gunpowder from GnomeWhisperer?
I’m not sure the defense knows what a leading question is. A leading question is when the question suggests the answer such as “isn’t it true that…”. None of our questions are leading.
The question is not hearsay as it isn’t calling on the witness to state what a party said, it is asking the...
Respectfully, your honor, 72 hours is absurd and denies my client the right to a speedy trial. The public defender's office has workers that aren't being utilized, such as KingBob and the director himself, Anaphase_Andy. The PD's office is failing to allocate defenders appropriately and that...
Motion to Reconsider
Your honor, we still need Vernicia... she can testify as to the rate she bought the gunpowder, etc... unless the other side does not wish to contest our claim for compensatory damages.
The defense agrees to summary judgment under the following terms:
1. The plaintiff modifies fact one to be accurate, as I outlined in my refutation.
2. The plaintiff modifies fact four to be more objective to what actually happened (less slant).
3. The plaintiff modifies the prayers for relief...
IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
ANSWER TO COMPLAINT
RylandW
Plaintiff
v.
The Commonwealth of Redmont
Defendant
I. ANSWER TO COMPLAINT
1. The defense AFFIRMS that "On January 11th, Secretary of State TheReal42Person announced the results of the January Congressional...
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