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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    Your honour, after some discussion we have reached a deal with the Defendant. The Plaintiff's goal was to ensure that the Defendant would comply with the law, which they have now agreed to after some negotiation. We await your approval for the following deal: The Defendant will comply with the...
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    Thank you, your honour. Some follow-up questions may need to be asked dependent on the witness answers. xerxesmc 1. Is it true that Dunder Mifflin DC has had more sales than Costco in the months of transcript transparency? 2. In your professional opinion as the leader of the Business Team in...
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    Your honour, as specified in §2 of our Claims for Relief, it states: This is an element of our case against the Defendant, to claim that this lack of lawfully required transparency resulted in less memes.
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    Your honour, Partypig678 is a frequent poster of various memes related to the server and is an expert on the topic. We hope to have him testify to assert the potential loss of meme culture that the Defendant's actions caused.
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    Your honour, I would like to call upon the following witnesses: xerxesmc DEC Deputy Secretary and Business Expert Hugebob23456 Former Congressman and President, Budget Expert MilkCrack Representative and member of the Congressional Budget Committee Partypig678 Meme Expert _Austin27_...
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    Yes, your honour. In accordance with the Objections Guide, the Defendant has made this objection on the mere "lack of relevance" to which I will briefly dispute. All of the evidence presented in this case poses significant relevancy to the matter at hand. I will explain the purpose to each point...
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    That would be correct, your honour. We are happy to concede our third item in the prayer for relief. However, we continue to assert that the Defendant has violated the law and therefore should be subject to all other terms.
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    Your honour, the Plaintiff would agree with dropping the 3rd request for a DPA TikTok video to be made. However, we do not believe that the government should be able to get off with this severe and shameful disregard for the law. The Defendant admits to their wrongdoing and how they have failed...
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    Lawsuit: Dismissed Dunder Mifflin DC v. The Commonwealth [2022] DCR 5

    IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT CIVIL ACTION Dunder Mifflin DC Plaintiff v. The Commonwealth Defendant COMPLAINT The Plaintiff complains against the Defendant as follows: WRITTEN STATEMENT FROM THE PLAINTIFF The Defendant, the Commonwealth of Redmont, has continuously...
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    Appeal: Denied Case No. 11-2021-06 - Appeal Request

    After carefully considering the outcome of the case in the Federal Court, the Supreme Court has unanimously decided to reject this appeal at this time. This is because we believe the evidence presented in the case prove the explicit moving of money from a business with a legitimate purpose to a...
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    Appeal: Denied Case No. 11-2021-05-01 - Contempt Appeal Request

    The Supreme Court has unanimously decided to reject this appeal for your contempt charge. This is because we do not feel it is within the scope of our constitutional power to overturn contempt charges in ongoing cases. This is a result of the constitutional clause that specifies verdicts...
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    Blind Typing!

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    Last to post wins [Season 1][ended]

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    Combine your username with the one above you!

    West_Cats
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    The Christmas Game

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    Pictures of Canadians

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    Count to 1,000,000

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    Lawsuit: Adjourned Crusaders at Law v. The Commonwealth of Redmont [2021] FCR 110

    Given that the Defendant has omitted any sort of defence, the court will proceed with a default judgement. I find the lack of defence to be somewhat unfortunate as I believe this case may have posed some relevance in terms of the legal extent of the Legislative Standards Act. Nonetheless...
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