I find the defendant not guilty and order all assets held by the prosecution to be sent to me. I also will have the prosecution banned from the server. That is my verdict.
If I get yeeted from the server you have to create a conversation with me on the forums and send me an audio file of you screaming YEET in as high of a pitch is possible for at least 5 seconds. (Seeing as this is a joke trial I'm hoping I don't legit get charged with contempt of court.) Also, I...
Happy birthday Tyler! As a gift, I've taken your social security and credit card number now that I know your DOB. (This is a joke. Identity theft is a serious crime.)
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