Lawsuit: In Session Commonwealth of Redmont v. .Sirbucket420 [2024] FCR 127

[Meowow55]

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT


CRIMINAL ACTION

The Commonwealth of Redmont
Prosecution

v.

.Sirbucket420
Defendant





COMPLAINT
The Prosecution alleges criminal actions committed by the Defendant as follow:

PROSECUTING AUTHORITY REPORT
.Sirbucket420 illegally trafficked 2 Weapons of Mass Destruction (A Fatman and Mini Nuke). This behavior dangers the citizens of Redmont and cannot be allowed to continue.


I. PARTIES
1. The Commonweath of Redmont
2. .Sirbucket420 (Defendant)


II. FACTS
1. On November 11th, 2024 (In EST), the defendant offered in public chat to sell “an illegal gun”, clearly knowing that what he was doing was illegal, as seen in Exhibit A.


2. A few minutes later, Freeze_Line asked to buy the weapons to use as evidence, as seen in Exhibit B.


III. CHARGES
1. Weapons of Mass Destruction


IV. SENTENCING

1. $2,000 fine + 20 minutes jail time for Illicit Trafficking of Weapons of Mass Destruction

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Spoiler: Exhibit B

https://imgur.com/a/N1L7pwX

Dated: This 15th of November, 2024

 

[KingBOB99878]

Your Honor,
The Defense is Present in court and Solid Law Firm Will Be representing Mr Bucket

 

[xtub12345]

Your Honor,
The Defense is Present in court and Solid Law Firm Will Be representing Mr Bucket

Summons have not been issued, please do not speak out of turn again.

 

[xtub12345]

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
WRIT OF SUMMONS

@.Sirbucket420 is required to appear before the Federal Court in the case of The Commonwealth of Redmont v. .Sirbucket420. Failure to appear within 72 hours of this summons will result in a default judgement based on the known facts of the case.

Both parties should make themselves aware of the Court Rules and Procedures , including the option of an in-game trial should both parties request one.​

 

[KingBOB99878]

The defense is present, your honor . We apologise for posting to early and we are ready for the discovery phase.