Vetoed Constitution Modernization Amendment

[Lord_Donuticus]

A
BILL
TO
Amend the Constitution​

The people of Redmont, through their elected Representatives in the Congress and the force of law ordained to that Congress by the people through the constitution, do hereby enact the following provisions into law:

1 - Short Title and Enactment
This Act may be cited as the “Constitution Modernization Amendment”.
1. This Act shall be enacted immediately upon its signage.
2. This Bill was written by Sen. LilDigiVert & Rep. Lord_Donuticus,

2 - Reasons
So much hate at the top, it's a lonely place
When you find out the opps ain't the only snakes
And your spouse only know what you don't erase
The world only know you by your worst mistakes
So spaz on they grass, that's the only way
Smash on the gas down, Stoney, aye
Crash and come back with a swollen face
And when I'm on my way, Krix hold the gate
Terrorize, sipping on that Koshi, 'Ye, ay
If you whack-made, we don't associate
Show up at your birthday if you owe me cake
With a black mask, that's how we exfoliate

So pardon my way, my heart's in the way
I follow my thoughts, ain't no logic in me
Said that's all I'ma say, if he caught him a case
Then send him to jail, like a dog in a cage
I ain't feeling the age, no rottin' away
Your dolphins are dazed, you calling away
'Cause coffins is laid, under a tombstone
'Cause even when you die, they still throwing rocks at your grave

So follow the wave, can't swallow the hate
My mind trumps anything that a scholar could say
Don't know how to behave, we rage out of the raves
Dislocate an arm, just pop it in place

'Cause the damned, they ain't it
All the pain and anguish
Turned me into a man
So I ain't complainin'
Now these things is changin'
No more lames is hanging
No more fame in famous
Ain't no shame in shaming

3 – Terms
Replace all instances of gendered language (ie. “he/she”) in the Constitution with “they”.

 

[partypig678]

What? I don't understand im swedish

 

[Ansgardd]

I don't see the point but huh okay

 

[HugeBob]

This bill has been vetoed and has failed to become law for the following reasons:

-Primarily to kill the Donut legacy lmao.
-Also, while I recognize the intentions of this bill, the constitution is not a place to score political points. Further, usage of the word "they" could lead to a half decent lawyer finding an at this time unknown legal problem involving the ambiguity between the singular and plural interpretations of the word. While I think legislation similar in nature to this is thinly veiled, I would strongly recommend all instances of he or she to be replaced with "he/she" to emphasize the singular nature of these words.