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By the power vested in me by the Redmont Constitution, I, 218218Consumer, President of the Commonwealth of Redmont, do declare the following under this Executive Order:
(1) _Austin27_ is hereby pardoned for the following offenses:
a. Constitutional violations
b. Murder
b. Murder
c. Fraud
d. Market manipulation
e. Corruption
f. Electoral fraud
g. Treason (if the bill passes)
d. Market manipulation
e. Corruption
f. Electoral fraud
g. Treason (if the bill passes)
h. Weapons of mass destruction
i. Insider trading
j. Union busting
i. Insider trading
j. Union busting
k. Campaign espionage
l. Tax evasion
(2) hm_shi is hereby pardoned for wrongful eviction.
(3) awwimnicki0202 is hereby pardoned for being a bad bitch (her words).
(4) VerySmolBirb is hereby pardoned for murder and medical malpractice.
(5) Thritystone is hereby pardoned for the following offenses in perpetuity:
a. Constitutional violations
b. Corruption
c. Fraud
d. Corporate crimes
e. Murder
f. Possession of weapons of mass destruction
g. Trespassing
h. Obscuring his Canadian identity
(6) Twixted is hereby pardoned for:a. Political discrimination and infringement on Constitutional rights
b. Corruption
c. Electoral fraud
d. Election interference
(7) Nacholebraa is hereby pardoned for calling Willow nice-looking and accidentally stating that Oakridge is nicer than Aventura.
(8) Teuntje1234567 is hereby pardoned for destroying his sleep schedule.
(9) FracturedGhast7 is hereby pardoned for being from Vindex.
(10) LilDigiVert is hereby pardoned for bribery, corruption, and owning a sweat shop.
(11) Rurge is hereby pardoned for:
a. Weaponry at Spawn
b. Trespassing
c. Incitement
d. Murder
e. Drugging
f. Possession of weapons of mass destruction
g. Evading arrest
(12) 218218Consumer is hereby pardoned for obstruction of justice. It's been quite the ride, Redmont. Thank you for the honor.