LilDigiVert
Citizen
Former President
Supporter
3rd Anniversary
Order of Redmont
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2nd Anniversary
LilDigiVert
attorney
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2020
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By the authority vested in the President under Section 2 of the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Redmont, I hereby issue the following total and absolute pardons to the following individuals for the specified crimes:
- Huney69 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Tax Evasion, Fraud, Rigging the fight against Digi, being a furry in 2022, and Evasion of Building Regulations.
- JoeGamer is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Animal Murder and Causing a Disease.
- Krix is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Villager Murder.
- Technofied is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to the CCP.
- Milqy is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Police Misconduct.
- Nacholebraa is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder, slander, and climate change.
- Mickichu is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to foreign espionage
- GoldBlooded is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Sheeshing and Corporate Espionage.
- Jontay is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Murder and Illicit Campaigning.
- VanillaChai79 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Insider Trading.
- Dygyee is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to wanting to be Digi's best friend.
- Koalition is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to assault.
- Westray is hereby pardoned for being a canadian.
- SnoWhiteBeard is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Union Busting.
- DerpyBird is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Tax Evasion and Incitement.
- SomeHumanOnEarth is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to Incitement.
- WackJap is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to the way Oakridge looks.
- Rurge is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to not building in Aventura 24/7.
- The_Donuticus is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to whatever that roast was.
- Mhadsher101 is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to public indecency
- xEndeavour is hereby pardoned for any crimes related to the Reveille transition, slander by Politico, and being Australian.
Soon as they like you make 'em unlike you
'Cause kissing people ass is so unlike you
The only President who compared to Michael
So here's a few hating-ass politicians who'll fight you
And here's a few snake-ass politicians to bite you
I don't wanna hear what some politicians might do
Old politicians mentally still in high school
Since the tight jeans they never liked you
Pink-ass Polos with a frickin backpack
But everybody know you brought real rap back
Nobody else had swag, man, we the Rat Pack
Birthday Party, Red M snapback
Versace diamond, Av-town shining
Nacho in this thing, get a change of climate
Hop in this thing and get the same thing I'm in
Until the day I get struck by lightning
I am a God
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
'Cause kissing people ass is so unlike you
The only President who compared to Michael
So here's a few hating-ass politicians who'll fight you
And here's a few snake-ass politicians to bite you
I don't wanna hear what some politicians might do
Old politicians mentally still in high school
Since the tight jeans they never liked you
Pink-ass Polos with a frickin backpack
But everybody know you brought real rap back
Nobody else had swag, man, we the Rat Pack
Birthday Party, Red M snapback
Versace diamond, Av-town shining
Nacho in this thing, get a change of climate
Hop in this thing and get the same thing I'm in
Until the day I get struck by lightning
I am a God
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants