Alexander P. Love
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IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
CIVIL ACTION
AlexanderLove
Plaintiff
v.
The Commonwealth of Redmont
Defendant
COMPLAINT
On January 1st, 2024, a gang of people consistently threatened violence against me when I was simply exercising my right to freely be in the commercial business district. Threats included verbal death threats, pointing weaponry at me, and even attempting to murder me several times. This was all exacerbated when someone set a bounty on me causing many people to come at me to kill me. Luckily my advanced tactical training from my days as a sworn law enforcement officer in Vindex Nation allowed me to react to these threats swiftly: I put each threat down in accordance with the self defense provisions established in the Violent Offenses Act before many of them could even land a single bullet. I protected my health and my life dutifully, yet I was charged with five counts of murder by a negligent officer, Neemfy, despite my pleas of self defense.
I. PARTIES
1. AlexanderLove (Plaintiff)
2. The Commonwealth of Redmont (Defendant)
3. Neemfy (Negligent Officer and Witness)
4. Ainsley9912 (Perpetrator 1 and Witness)
5. CookieCandle (Perpetrator 2 and Witness)
6. epsilonsvr (Perpetrator 3 and Witness)
7. tierdostrich1 (Perpetrator 4 and Witness)
8. Gamernade (Witness)
II. FACTS
1. On January 1st, 2024, I was exercising my right to peaceably assemble in the central business district with Gamernade, whom I was talking to about membership in an organization he represents relating to guns.
2. Moments later, tierdostrich1 came over holding two RPGs, a very threatening combo, pointed directly at me (Exhibits A and B). I then exercised my right to self defense against this implied threat via assault and put a single bullet into his head with an AWP rifle.
3. CookieCandle directly made threats against my life by saying she would be seeing my dead body, which a reasonable person would interpret as a death threat. I put two bullets in her head as I was scared due to a threat being made on my life.
4. A bounty was set on me after that for $300 which caused a multitude of assassins to come after me.
5. The first of these assassins was epsilonsvr who attempted to kill me multiple times and was put down each time (Exhibits D and E).
6. The other assassin was Ainsley9912 who tried to kill me twice: once with a gun and once with a drawn bow and arrow pointed at me (Exhibit E).
7. I was then jailed and fined by Neemfy after I plead self defense (Exhibit F).
III. CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
1. The Violent Offenses Act (link) stipulates that force may be taken against "an imminent threat where a criminal action against the individual or property has been directly made, threatened, or implied."
2. Ainsley9912 and epsilonsvr each attempted to murder me twice, so a criminal action against my person was directly made.
3. CookieCandle issued a verbal death threat against me, so a criminal action was directly made (conspiracy) and a criminal action was threatened AND implied (murder).
4. tierdostrich1 assaulted me, so a criminal action against my person was directly made. A criminal action (murder) was also implied due to the brandishing of RPGs at me.
5. The arresting officer broke the law. The Violent Offenses Act stipulates: "Crimes committed can be appealed under a claim of self defense, at which point all punishments are to be delayed until after the appeal." My right under this law was violated by the Department of Justice.
IV. PRAYER FOR RELIEF
The Plaintiff seeks the following from the Defendant:
1. $500 in compensatory damages ($100 for each murder not found liable for).
2. For the opportunity cost of these fines, I ask for (1/30)*(0.02)*[Number of Days Before Refund]*500. (1/30)*(0.02) represents my monthly interest rate of 2% I receive for saving my money prorated by the day. 500 (or whatever prayer for relief 1 ends up totaling) represents the principle of the fine, so the lost interest would be based on this initial amount. Once the math is computed, each day is worth 33.33 cents in opportunity cost.
3. For loss of enjoyment in Redmont as defined in the Legal Damages Act (link), I request $50 per minute spent in jail (50 minutes), for a total of $2,500. My time is incredibly valuable as an esteemed lawyer and businessman on this server, so I lost not only my freedom but also time to make money.
4. The officer ignored my plea of self defense and jailed me despite the law requiring her to suspend punishment first. I therefore request $10,000 in punitive damages for this outrageous conduct as this entire lawsuit could have been avoided if the Department of Justice followed the law. The officer was dismissive of my claims and overall seemed uncaring and uncompassionate.
5. I request $2,600 in legal fees for my time spent on this case as well as the use of Dragon Law Firm resources, plus 20% of whatever prayer for relief 2 ends up totaling by the end of this lawsuit.
6. An official apology issued by the Department of Justice for the outrageous conduct seen as well as for the suffering I was put through.
V. EVIDENCE
By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.
DATED: This 1st day of January 2024
CIVIL ACTION
AlexanderLove
Plaintiff
v.
The Commonwealth of Redmont
Defendant
COMPLAINT
On January 1st, 2024, a gang of people consistently threatened violence against me when I was simply exercising my right to freely be in the commercial business district. Threats included verbal death threats, pointing weaponry at me, and even attempting to murder me several times. This was all exacerbated when someone set a bounty on me causing many people to come at me to kill me. Luckily my advanced tactical training from my days as a sworn law enforcement officer in Vindex Nation allowed me to react to these threats swiftly: I put each threat down in accordance with the self defense provisions established in the Violent Offenses Act before many of them could even land a single bullet. I protected my health and my life dutifully, yet I was charged with five counts of murder by a negligent officer, Neemfy, despite my pleas of self defense.
I. PARTIES
1. AlexanderLove (Plaintiff)
2. The Commonwealth of Redmont (Defendant)
3. Neemfy (Negligent Officer and Witness)
4. Ainsley9912 (Perpetrator 1 and Witness)
5. CookieCandle (Perpetrator 2 and Witness)
6. epsilonsvr (Perpetrator 3 and Witness)
7. tierdostrich1 (Perpetrator 4 and Witness)
8. Gamernade (Witness)
II. FACTS
1. On January 1st, 2024, I was exercising my right to peaceably assemble in the central business district with Gamernade, whom I was talking to about membership in an organization he represents relating to guns.
2. Moments later, tierdostrich1 came over holding two RPGs, a very threatening combo, pointed directly at me (Exhibits A and B). I then exercised my right to self defense against this implied threat via assault and put a single bullet into his head with an AWP rifle.
3. CookieCandle directly made threats against my life by saying she would be seeing my dead body, which a reasonable person would interpret as a death threat. I put two bullets in her head as I was scared due to a threat being made on my life.
4. A bounty was set on me after that for $300 which caused a multitude of assassins to come after me.
5. The first of these assassins was epsilonsvr who attempted to kill me multiple times and was put down each time (Exhibits D and E).
6. The other assassin was Ainsley9912 who tried to kill me twice: once with a gun and once with a drawn bow and arrow pointed at me (Exhibit E).
7. I was then jailed and fined by Neemfy after I plead self defense (Exhibit F).
III. CLAIMS FOR RELIEF
1. The Violent Offenses Act (link) stipulates that force may be taken against "an imminent threat where a criminal action against the individual or property has been directly made, threatened, or implied."
2. Ainsley9912 and epsilonsvr each attempted to murder me twice, so a criminal action against my person was directly made.
3. CookieCandle issued a verbal death threat against me, so a criminal action was directly made (conspiracy) and a criminal action was threatened AND implied (murder).
4. tierdostrich1 assaulted me, so a criminal action against my person was directly made. A criminal action (murder) was also implied due to the brandishing of RPGs at me.
5. The arresting officer broke the law. The Violent Offenses Act stipulates: "Crimes committed can be appealed under a claim of self defense, at which point all punishments are to be delayed until after the appeal." My right under this law was violated by the Department of Justice.
IV. PRAYER FOR RELIEF
The Plaintiff seeks the following from the Defendant:
1. $500 in compensatory damages ($100 for each murder not found liable for).
2. For the opportunity cost of these fines, I ask for (1/30)*(0.02)*[Number of Days Before Refund]*500. (1/30)*(0.02) represents my monthly interest rate of 2% I receive for saving my money prorated by the day. 500 (or whatever prayer for relief 1 ends up totaling) represents the principle of the fine, so the lost interest would be based on this initial amount. Once the math is computed, each day is worth 33.33 cents in opportunity cost.
3. For loss of enjoyment in Redmont as defined in the Legal Damages Act (link), I request $50 per minute spent in jail (50 minutes), for a total of $2,500. My time is incredibly valuable as an esteemed lawyer and businessman on this server, so I lost not only my freedom but also time to make money.
4. The officer ignored my plea of self defense and jailed me despite the law requiring her to suspend punishment first. I therefore request $10,000 in punitive damages for this outrageous conduct as this entire lawsuit could have been avoided if the Department of Justice followed the law. The officer was dismissive of my claims and overall seemed uncaring and uncompassionate.
5. I request $2,600 in legal fees for my time spent on this case as well as the use of Dragon Law Firm resources, plus 20% of whatever prayer for relief 2 ends up totaling by the end of this lawsuit.
6. An official apology issued by the Department of Justice for the outrageous conduct seen as well as for the suffering I was put through.
V. EVIDENCE
By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.
DATED: This 1st day of January 2024
