Lawsuit: Adjourned Commonwealth of Redmont v. .Sirbucket420 [2024] FCR 127

[Meowow55]

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT


CRIMINAL ACTION

The Commonwealth of Redmont
Prosecution

v.

.Sirbucket420
Defendant





COMPLAINT
The Prosecution alleges criminal actions committed by the Defendant as follow:

PROSECUTING AUTHORITY REPORT
.Sirbucket420 illegally trafficked 2 Weapons of Mass Destruction (A Fatman and Mini Nuke). This behavior dangers the citizens of Redmont and cannot be allowed to continue.


I. PARTIES
1. The Commonweath of Redmont
2. .Sirbucket420 (Defendant)


II. FACTS
1. On November 11th, 2024 (In EST), the defendant offered in public chat to sell “an illegal gun”, clearly knowing that what he was doing was illegal, as seen in Exhibit A.


2. A few minutes later, Freeze_Line asked to buy the weapons to use as evidence, as seen in Exhibit B.


III. CHARGES
1. Weapons of Mass Destruction


IV. SENTENCING

1. $2,000 fine + 20 minutes jail time for Illicit Trafficking of Weapons of Mass Destruction

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Spoiler: Exhibit B

https://imgur.com/a/N1L7pwX

Dated: This 15th of November, 2024

 

[KingBOB99878]

Your Honor,
The Defense is Present in court and Solid Law Firm Will Be representing Mr Bucket

 

[xtub12345]

Your Honor,
The Defense is Present in court and Solid Law Firm Will Be representing Mr Bucket

Summons have not been issued, please do not speak out of turn again.

 

[xtub12345]

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
WRIT OF SUMMONS

@.Sirbucket420 is required to appear before the Federal Court in the case of The Commonwealth of Redmont v. .Sirbucket420. Failure to appear within 72 hours of this summons will result in a default judgement based on the known facts of the case.

Both parties should make themselves aware of the Court Rules and Procedures , including the option of an in-game trial should both parties request one.​

 

[KingBOB99878]

The defense is present, your honor . We apologise for posting to early and we are ready for the discovery phase.

 

[xtub12345]

We will now be entering discovery, discovery will last 72 hours.

 

[Superbiebel]

Voluntary submission: The criminal record of the defendant (or the lack thereof).

 

[xtub12345]

Apologies, I forgot to state that Discovery has ended. We will now hear the Plea from the defendant, they shall have 72 hours to post their Plea.

 

[Superbiebel]

Plea

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
PLEA

The Commonwealth of Redmont
Prosecution

v.

.Sirbucket420
Defendant

I. ENTRY OF PLEA
1. The defendant pleads GUILTY to Illicit Trafficking of Weapons of Mass Destruction

By making this submission, I agree I understand the penalties of lying in court and the fact that I am subject to perjury should I knowingly make a false statement in court.

DATED: This 27 day of Nov 2024

NOTE: I will be taking over from KingBOB (same law firm)

 

[xtub12345]

Apologies, I finally have access to a keyboard where I can actually type basic sentences now. We will now be moving onto the opening statement from the prosecution. @Meowow55 (In case the thread became unwatched), the prosecution will have 72 hours for their opening statement.

 

[Meowow55]

Apologies, I finally have access to a keyboard where I can actually type basic sentences now. We will now be moving onto the opening statement from the prosecution. @Meowow55 (In case the thread became unwatched), the prosecution will have 72 hours for their opening statement.

IN THE COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT

1. The defense has not filed a response to the complaint within the 72 hour deadline, and has otherwise not requested an extension.
2. The defense has not disputed any of the facts of this case.

Dated: This December 11th of 2024

 

[xtub12345]

The Defense has filed a Plea, which is the equivalent of a Answer to Complaint.

With that said, a motion for Summary Judgement requires agreement between the two parties.
Does the Defense agree to Summary Judgement? @Superbiebel

 

[Superbiebel]

The defense does not agree to summary judgement.

 

[xtub12345]

Very well, we will continue on, and we are waiting on the Prosecutions Opening Statement, they have around 24 hours left.

 

[Freeze_Line]

Your Honor, the prosecution requests an additional 24 hours to post the opening statement because the assigned prosecutor has not been responding.

 

[xtub12345]

I will be granting the 24 hour extension, please ensure you submit it within the time frame.

 

[Meowow55]

I will be granting the 24 hour extension, please ensure you submit it within the time frame.

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OPENING STATEMENT

Your honor, firstly I must apologize for missing my initial Opening Statement deadline.

This case is fairly straightforward. The Defendant was publicly offering to, in his own words, sell “illegal weapons”, showing that he knew he was doing something against the law, and did it anyway. This type of behavior is harmful to Redmont and they should be punished.

 

[xtub12345]

We will now move on to the defenses opening statement, they have 72 hours to post one.

 

[Superbiebel]

Opening Statement

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
OPENING STATEMENT

The defendant is a bit of an idiot. He sold WMDs to the attorney general, without even thinking about it. Even the attorney general couldn’t believe it. However the defendant is someone with a clean record and without any criminal history whatsoever. After this incident he has not made any sort of similar offer or done any sort of illegal activity. Simply put, my client is a first time offender who made a stupid mistake, learned his lesson, and did no further illegal activity. As such should not be subjected to the excessive fines and jail time sought. The defense also gets the feeling that the Commonwealth asks for high sentences on purpose to influence the court and the defendant, since they offered a 2k fine and a 10 minute jail sentence in plea deal negotiations.

We ask for jail time to be waived and to impose a fine of no more than 2k so that the defendant can be rehabilitated and given a second chance instead of needlessly punished.

 

[Superbiebel]

Motion

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGEMENT

The defence moves for summary judgement as agreed with the prosecution.

 

[Jakovus]

Honour @xtub12345 recused himself, I will take the case. The motion to summary judgement is sustained.

We are in recess pending verdict.

 

[Jakovus]

Verdict

IN THE FEDERAL COURT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF REDMONT
VERDICT​

The Commonwealth of Redmont v. .Sirbucket420 [2024] FCR 127

I. PROSECUTION'S POSITION
1. The Defendant committed Illicit Trafficking of Weapons of Mass Destruction as described in Act of Congress - Illicit Trafficking Offenses Act, as he publicly advertised and later sold ten MiniNukes, as seen in Ex. A and Ex. B on 11th November, 2024.


II. DEFENDANT'S POSITION
1. The Defendant did not contest the facts and pled guilty on the charge of Trafficking of Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2. The Defendant is a first time offender who made a blunder, and punishing them too severely might hurt their rehabilitation. The Defendant has learnt their lesson and shall not repeat the mistakes that landed them this trial.


III. THE COURT OPINION

1. It is clear that the Defendant conducted Trafficking of Weapons of Mass Destruction from the provided evidence, and that he had done it with clear intention and full knowledge of the illegality of such an act (Ex. A).
2. The Court takes the Defendant's guilty pleading, remorseful tone, and previous good behaviour into account as extenuating circumstances. Hoping this behaviour will not repeat again, the Court will look favourably upon the Defendant when sentencing.

IV. DECISION
In the matter of FCR 127, the Court finds the Defendant GUILTY of one count of Trafficking Weapons of Mass Destruction, and sentences the Defendant as follows:

1. $1,500 as fine for Trafficking Weapons of Mass Destruction.

The Federal Court stands adjourned.