Executive Order Executive Order 21/23 - The Reveille Purge

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By the power vested in me by the Redmont Constitution, I, LilDigiVert, President of the Commonwealth of Redmont, do declare the following under this Executive Order:

(1) Between 12am EST on August 12, 2023 and 12am EST on August 13, 2023 all crimes committed out of the list below shall be pardoned and the Department of Justice shall remove any wanted points.

(1) Public Nuisance
(2) Cheating Act
(3) Serial Killing
(4) Careless Driving
(5) Driving Under the Influence
(6) Violent Disorder
(7) WMD Trafficking
(8) Bank Trespassing
(9) Dispersal Order Breech
(10) Harassment, Alarm, or Distress
(11) Kidnapping
(12) Hostage Holding
(13) Verbal Threats
(14) Drugging
(15) Murder
(16) Attempted Murder
(17) Assault
(18) Bank Robbery
(19) Possession of WMDs
(20) Trespassing
(21) ATM Robbery
(22) NPC Robbery
(23) Intentional Disease Spreading
(24) Drug Trafficking
(25) Incitement


I'm in shock
The nerve, the audacity
Okay

So if you rebuke me for workin' with someone else on a couple of Bs
What do you really think of the mayor that's makin' you speak?
I've done things for her I thought that she never would need
Father had to stretch his hands out and get it from me
I girlbossified for hours, then let it repeat
Now, you poppin' up with the jokes, I'm dead, I'm asleep
I just left from over by y'all puttin' pen to the sheets
Tired of sittin' quiet, and helpin' my enemies eat
Keep gettin' temperature checks
They know that my head overheats
Don't know why you people listen to the Alex and Steves
Must've had your Infrared wrong, now your head in the beam
Y'all are the spittin' image of whatever jealousy breeds
Don't push me when I'm in Presidential mode
You're not even top 5 as far as your hate discords go
You send shots, well, I got to challenge those
But I bring Calicos to the Alamo
I could never have a Void in my circle and hold him back 'cause he makes me nervous
I wanna see my brothers flourish to their higher purpose
You haters leeches and serpents
I think it's good that now the teachers are learnin
 
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Drugging and drug traficking? We don't have drugs in Redmont.
 
What about bank trespass tho
 
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