- Joined
- Dec 7, 2020
- Messages
- 44
At least they didn't find my toys!
That was an mini fridge? I thought it was an toyOk, I understand why no one could find it now, but the roof? Really? Why would someone put my minifridge on top of the roof!?!
...Had a few tubs of cookie dough ice cream in it though, those were good.
Coulda been. After they ate them. They said "condiments to the chiefs" and wouldn't stop laughing for the rest of the time they were searching.Is that why there was accident on road involving police car that I passed on way home?
I'll go fix it.-Ey! Who turned out the lights!
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Oh hell, that was the generator wasn't it...
Uh, why does it smell like something died in here?I'll go fix it.
as i said, Westray smells, but i think it's Joan today, as he ate a lot of fish yesterdayOh gosh, what the hell is that odor coming from it?
ooofwait.....no no no... this cant be........... WHO TF TOUCHED MY MODEL TRAINS, ONE OF THEM HAS A BROKEN HAND RAIL
Its was you wasnt it.ooof
wait.....no no no... this cant be........... WHO TF TOUCHED MY MODEL TRAINS, ONE OF THEM HAS A BROKEN HAND RAIL
hold on what............THAT MF TRAIN WAS 1k DOLARSWait, is that what that thing was that I blindly touched in dark? I'm very sorry, I was trying fix generator. What is this squishy thing in here though...
Oop, I think I fixed it. Omg is that a dead rat?!
i can leave with a rat ching shit, but my train that was 1k broken, thats unaceptableI've been finding all of my things chewed through.. That rat had it coming, it ate my chips
What if it is rabid?!Forget about the train, Queen's probably got rabies from the rat
.....*Is seen eating the plants*
Shit!!!!!!*Is seen eating the plants*
wait were is my weed from the cartel
oh....ok then(This just got real dark real fast lol)
Uh, you mean the weed I used to make those brownies that someone decided to feed to cops?
wait what are you hiding?I.. Uh.. *Closes the door to my room*
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oh....ok then
*kick the door open* wtf is this?!?!Nothing, nothing! Nooooo worries *slowly slides back into my room, locking the door*
to the I love Democracycraft!ing hospital, oh and btw pig-girl you ow me like 100 dolarsWhere are we going?