ITT: We act like we are all roommates

Aight let’s do this but we gotta hurry cause my job interview is in an hour
 
And I’m still hungover
 
(barfs) oh god... I shouldn't have drank wine.... welp.. bye, I am gonna go to the doctor.
 
I didn’t get the job because they said I smelt like wine, seafood and a rotting corpse mixed together
 
He grabbed some smokes and scratchers
 
What does that drink has? I'm not feeling too good.
 
Smh who keeps parking behind my van, I haven’t been able to leave in a week.
 
(invisibly appears behind Yobro and whispers to his ear): "I may be dead, but I'm still around 😈"
 
Woah Cats. I’m also unloading 10% of my profits to you to compensate. When the new world order arrives, you will have a first class seat within it.
 
Also there are 5 snipers on you if you shoot me it’s over.
 
Oh yeah, I may or may not have recorded you saying that.
 
You can't catch me, I'm sonic! *Proceeds run over to area where I won't be found.*
 
(XD we can rewind to before you grabbed the grenade or just pretend I didn't say that)
 
The new world order task force will be here in 3 minutes, and you're cornered with no way out, I also have a totem of undying, so you won't kill me before you die.
 
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