ITT: We act like we are all roommates

Fine
 
Aight let’s do this but we gotta hurry cause my job interview is in an hour
 
And I’m still hungover
 
Okay. *We position the body and clean up the evidence.*
 
(barfs) oh god... I shouldn't have drank wine.... welp.. bye, I am gonna go to the doctor.
 
*Sees 1950's body* What the hell are y'all doing?!
 
I think he grabbed the Blue Ringed Octopus from my tank and ate it.
 
I didn’t get the job because they said I smelt like wine, seafood and a rotting corpse mixed together
 
He grabbed some smokes and scratchers
 
Wdym by smokes and scratchers?
 
What does that drink has? I'm not feeling too good.
 
Smh who keeps parking behind my van, I haven’t been able to leave in a week.
 
Uh guys, what is that siren going on outside?
 
*Pulls gun out.* You did what?!
 
(invisibly appears behind Yobro and whispers to his ear): "I may be dead, but I'm still around 😈"
 
Oh gosh, please tell me you won't be like Peeves.
 
Woah Cats. I’m also unloading 10% of my profits to you to compensate. When the new world order arrives, you will have a first class seat within it.
 
Also there are 5 snipers on you if you shoot me it’s over.
 
Oh yeah, I may or may not have recorded you saying that.
 
Give me the device or you get sniped
 
You can't catch me, I'm sonic! *Proceeds run over to area where I won't be found.*
 
(I throw a grenade in the hiding spot)
 
(XD we can rewind to before you grabbed the grenade or just pretend I didn't say that)
 
*Grenade explodes in midair.*
 
The new world order task force will be here in 3 minutes, and you're cornered with no way out, I also have a totem of undying, so you won't kill me before you die.
 
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